Top 10 Things That Keep Me Awake at Night

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[00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,920] Hey, if you're watching this and it's late at night, and you have school tomorrow,
[00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:05,380] I'm sorry.
[00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:08,220] Top 10 things that keep me awake at night
[00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:09,040] Number 10:
[00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:12,600] Eating all those sugary snacks before my bedtime.
[00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,280] My bloodsugar goes through the roof.
[00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,320] Sorry, I just can't help myself
[00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,520] I love a good cookie dipped in hot chocolate.
[00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,840] Number 9:
[00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,000] Death and Existentialism
[00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,640] Just the thought that,
[00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,640] one day, me and everyone I love
[00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:26,340] will die
[00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:29,360] And that in just 500 years, no one is going to remember me.
[00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,220] So, what's the point of doing anything?
[00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:32,740] In the grand scheme of the universe,
[00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,260] do I even matter?
[00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,480] Unless the internet is still around by then.
[00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,600] Thumbs up if you're watching this in the year 2516.
[00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,520] And also,
[00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,000] Don't forget me.
[00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:43,720] Number 8:
[00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,480] My dogs (laughing)
[00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,140] My dogs just love to sleep on my bed every night.
[00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,460] You see, I sleep on a "Twin" Size bed,
[00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,240] which is a stupid name for a bed that can fit one person.
[00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,800] And I'm actually a twin, so I'm allowed to sleep on those.
[00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,360] So I'm not on the "Below Average height" on the height spectrum,
[00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,020] So I cover about 110% of the bed,
[00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:05,140] And if me and my dogs are both cognitive enough to plan something out, maybe
[00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,440] we would be able to set up a system. I mean they are pretty small dogs
[00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,520] I did the math, and they should be able to fit.
[00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,100] But my dogs have found that the most comfortable part of the bed
[00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,700] is right dead center in the middle.
[00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,440] So I just got to "fanaggle" my way into a comfortable position
[00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,580] and if the dog leans up against you or sits on your leg, then you are obligated by dog law
[00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:23,020] Not to move. Because you might disturb the dog.
[00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,720] And, you love them too much to do that
[00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,100] and my bed is right next to a window
[00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,660] so i sometimes open the blinds so they can
[00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:28,520] look outside
[00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,620] and so they're both right next to my face
[00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:32,460] but then in the morning if there's another person
[00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,500] or god forbid another dog outside
[00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,000] then
[00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,020] BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
[00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,000] GRRRRR
[00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,380] Jeez that was a long one
[00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:42,260] I just like talking about dogs
[00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,160] Number 7:
[00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,240] There are as many creatures on your body
[00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,760] as there are people on earth
[00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,440] And you don't want to even know
[00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,240] how many are living on your bed right now
[00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,900] now is this true i don't know
[00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,320] I just saw it on one of those fun fact websites
[00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,760] not to fun of a fact I think
[00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,220] and not knowing whether of not it's true is even scarier
[00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:00,920] that means there are probably micro organisms dying on you
[00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:01,760] every second
[00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,580] at least 12 of them have died on you since you started watching this video
[00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:06,440] but chances are that some of them are probably
[00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,460] doing it on your knee caps
[00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,540] on your eyelashes
[00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:12,220] microorganism more like microorgas-
[00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,920] and theres two ways you can look at this
[00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,520] one being that there's so many tiny creatures living on me
[00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,680] no matter how hard I scrub I'll never be clean
[00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,140] or you're never alone
[00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,240] every night when you hop into that empty bed of yours
[00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,720] you're sleeping with billions of microorganisms
[00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:25,640] you slut
[00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,520] Number 6:
[00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,180] They never caught the zodiac killer
[00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:30,140] I know he was around in the 70's
[00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,620] but if he was in his 20's
[00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,520] in the 70's
[00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,180] that means his only in his late 60's early 70's
[00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:35,880] right now
[00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,220] he can still be out there!
[00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,840] Who knows what he could be doing
[00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,140] maybe even failing at running for president
[00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:41,900] Ugh
[00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,440] And also according to some conspiracy theorists
[00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,840] They never caught John Wilkes Booth
[00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,620] Maybe Booth wants to get revenge
[00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,320] Maybe he's had enough and now
[00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,600] HE WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!
[00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:51,700] NUMBER 5!
[00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,520] Fractals! What are those, you ask?
[00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:57,960] Imagine you're a farmer and you have infinity fence posts to build a closed pen for your animals
[00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,740] and you have to use all the fence posts.
[00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:02,960] And you think 'Well, first off that's physically impossible
[00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,840] If I have infinity fence posts,
[00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,500] then I can't USE all of them, because
[00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,780] I'll always have more."
[00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:10,360] 'HEY! YOU'RE COMPLAINING AND THEORIZING OVER THERE,
[00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,920] I JUST BUILT YOUR STUPID PEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS"
[00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,720] This is a fractal, children.
[00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,500] It's a closed shape with infinite perimeter.
[00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,400] What? What? Infinite perimeter?
[00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,000] But I can see it. I can measure it
[00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,040] Haha no shut up. You're not looking close enough
[00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:28,240] Lets zoom in. Basically you can zoom up on this pattern forever. That's just what a fractal is.
[00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,040] So since no matter how much you zoom in up on this shape. It will always repeat itself
[00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,220] The perimeter of this shape or the fences you use to make it is infinite
[00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,500] It's a closed shape with an infinite perimeter.
[00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:41,200] is the area of this shape infinite too? I don't know, ask Vsauce
[00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,020] DOESN'T THAT BLOW YOUR MIND?!
[00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,440] Number 4: Barcode scanners scan the white spaces in the bar code, not the black spaces
[00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,100] Number 3: Looking on my phone for hours before I go to bed
[00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,980] How many times over skype do you tell your friends "Alright, I'm going to bed now"
[00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:57,300] And then you go to your bed and you pull out your phone
[00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,640] and mess around with it for an hour.
[00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,880] and I've heard some studies saying
[00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:04,120] "Oh looking at computer screens all day makes it harder for you sleep"
[00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,720] Which is probably true.
[00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,560] Why do I go on my phone every night?
[00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,460] and the sad thing is I usually stop looking at my phone
[00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,260] Because my battery is going to die.
[00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,700] I have a problem.
[00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,480] Number 2:
[00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,660] The universe is HUGE!
[00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:19,600] WOAH do you realize how big space is?
[00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,400] Man we are just a spec in the grand scheme of things
[00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,160] This is kind of getting back to my point
[00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,120] That nothing really matters
[00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,600] Did you know that scientists have found a black hole
[00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,680] That's 12 billion times larger than the sun
[00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,520] That black hole is 18 hundred light years long
[00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,980] You know you probably could have lived your whole lives
[00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:38,160] Without knowing that... I'm sorry
[00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,900] Before we get to number 1, Here are some honorable mentions
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[00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,580] AND the number 1 thing that keeps me awake at night is
[00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,080] YouTube is not a stable job.
[00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,000] Because of how long it takes me to make a video
[00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,760] I can't really give my opinion on YouTube Drama
[00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,020] Heck I'm still working on my fine bros rant
[00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:18,880] So a lot of you probably know YouTube took away some creators monetization on videos
[00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,880] For not being advertiser friendly
[00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,140] and they weren't even telling them about it
[00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:24,140] Now I'm a pretty innocent PG Rated Channel
[00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:26,700] So I didn't really get affected by this new change at all
[00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,160] SEE YA LATER SCRUBS
[00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,600] But Dang it!
[00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,220] If This shows us anything is that Youtube does not care too much
[00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:34,980] At whats making their website profitable
[00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:37,000] Whats stoping Youtube from saying:
[00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,800] "Hey we are going to take 90% of your ad revenue and all your titles have to say Youtube is Great in them"
[00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,920] And Yeah, if Youtube makes bad bussiness decisions they'll go out of bussiness
[00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,320] but so will i.
[00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,400] so that, that keeps me awake at night
[00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,900] So in the last video i said i was gonna read a certain comic because someone said it was racist
[00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:56,880] and i remember looking at the footage frame by frame when i was editing
[00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,360] To see if you could actually read it
[00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,220] And i thought it was actually good enough that you couldn't read it
[00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:02,780] but one guy took a screenshot
[00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,840] and then enhanced the image and then redrew it
[00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:08,520] now none of his comments got that many likes so i doubt any of you saw it
[00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,060] but i still saw it dude!
[00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:13,240] So here's the racist comic from the last video
[00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,120] I made it around Michael Jackson's death
[00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:16,920] So someone asks
[00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,580] "Will Michael Jackson be Black or White in Heaven?"
[00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,460] And heres the "Racy" part
[00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:25,700] So he says "He'll be white because everyone's PERFECT in Heaven!"
[00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:26,200] And that's the Joke
[00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,860] are you happy?
[00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:29,660] Also i wanted to announce that i'm selling T-SHIRTS!
[00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:32,440] Except i'm not because I'm having some trouble with the Website
[00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:36,520] And i didn't wanna wait to upload This video just because the shirts were taking a long time
[00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,300] I wanna make sure everything's working
[00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,860] before i start selling them
[00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,700] but definately keep the lookout for those.
[00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,440] I'm Thinking this week
[00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,800] Sorry, They're not ready yet
[00:06:44,800 --> 00:00:00,000] Maybe it's not working because you didn't wear your seatbelt